Tuesday, April 03, 2007

All my friends got flowers in their eyes, but I got none this season.



I love Zach Braff so much.

"I met Donald Trump today. It was odd because I’ve never met a person while holding a bobble-head doll of them. By coincidence, someone had just given it to me. If you ever get the opportunity to meet a person while holding a bobble-head doll of them, you too will notice it is an odd feeling that is better felt than described. He was nice. I told him that I am a big fan of his show. I don’t watch tons of reality TV, but there’s something about that guy… I don’t know- he makes me laugh. And in an odd/superficial way you do learn a little about big business."


Ew
That woman hasn't washed her hair in 11 years. She's wearing a poncho like thing, thus making her a hippy. I'm sure she doesn't like eating animals and smokes lots of dope. Her hair looks really dry and dead to me. Natural oil also damages your hair. Duh. Every four days isn't so bad. But eleven years? And actually that article is two years old, which makes it 13 years. I think she does it for attention personally. Who in their right mind is too lazy to wash their hair, ever? I think it is pathetic and lazy not to have actual hygiene. Gross. Gross. Gross. Gross.